When I went to pick up the rental car in Phoenix, there was a bit of a problem: seems that while the reservation agent said that I could rent a car at Phoenix with National car rental (with a $25 under 25 years old fee, total cost ~$135), the agent denied such a thing was true. 20 minutes later, I ended up driving out of there with a Monte Carlo from Alamo (Alamo and National are tied in some fashion) for $220. Son of a bitch. It would have been cheaper to fly round trip from Irvine to Phoenix, but I suppose then we wouldn't have had room for gifts.
Originally Annie's parents were planning on driving us home to Irvine, but they decided not to, and are going to pay for the rental car. I'll probably split the difference with them. It was actually a good thing that they weren't driving us home...we wouldn't have had the room. The Monte Carlo was packed.
Oh, note to anyone who wants to buy a car: the Chevy Impala and Chevy Malibu are the exact same fucking car, save some exterior styling. From what I could ascertain, they had identical performance and economy characteristics, as well as identical internal styling. Pick the cheaper one.
Pulling into
Quartzite, AZ for lunch, we notice a guy who obviously hadn't shaven in at least two months with a sign reading "help, need food and gas".
I've never been in such a situation myself. I can imagine that it would suck pretty fucking bad - half way between Phoenix and LA. A quick stop by a cash machine gave us money to purchase food for us at McD's, and a swing by the dude on the corner resulted in the following interaction:
Annie: Hey dude, here you go.
dude jogs to our carGuy: Thank you!
dramatic pause as he checks the billGuy: Dude! This is $10?!?
Annie: Yeah, we know.
Guy: Wow, thank you!
Seeing the look on the dude's face made the shitty rental car deal feeling wash away. I hope the dude (and his friends we later saw eating food in the shade) made it home.
Getting into the LA area wasn't so bad...until we took the 60 west. At around the
Moreno Vally dot, traffic slowed to a crawl. I had to use the bathroom for the 20 previous miles, and the 10 mintues spent rolling along between two exits made me decide to pull off for a bathroom break and to look at a map to see if we could bypass the shit traffic.
Note to all: KFC bathrooms in CA are shitty.After a little side-trip that got us nowhere, I check a map at a gas station. Phat, there's a semi-major divided highway just to the south of 60. We took Heacock south to this highway (once again making the joke that I had previously made on our way to Phoenix: Heacock, what about she-cock...and thinking later in my head: we all know he's got a cock, but if she's got a cock, the date is ruined - in reference to nothing in particular).
When we were around 5 miles from home, I stopped to get gas at the slowest gas pump I've ever been to. It took no less than 5 minutes to pump ~15 gallons of gas. I believe my kitchen faucet is faster. And the pump managed to drip on my hand as I was opening the gas cap. Bastard. The gas station bathroom had no soap, and was as poorly equipped as the KFC bathroom.
Once we got back to the apartment, we then had to carry up our stuff (we live on the 4th floor, no elevator). Each of us had a bag (Annie's weiged 45 pounds, I carried it), two laundry baskets with misc goodies, one large box with presents, two smaller boxes with overflow (we brought our laundry to Phoenix), a bookcase, cabinet, chair, and a half-dozen small bags with Annie's misc stuff. By the time I was done, the sprinkling rain and 50 degrees was too warm to wear a hoodie.
Shopping for food went off without a hitch (we got food), and it only took two more washings and some dry skin to get rid of the gasoline.
In terms of Christmas: it was cool. New Years was cool too. I got some shirts that I'm stoked about, and some chocolate that I'm looking forward to eating.